Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Mark McGowan survives Wootton Bassett's savage pensioners

He boldly pushed a trolley bearing a "Sorry" cardboard sign through the near-empty streets of Wootton Bassett. The cortege flag-wavers stayed away, not a coffin or a Dimbleby was to be seen. But perhaps curtains twitched. Scenes of mass destruction may upset some Arcatistes.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

How cowardly custard of Mark. He should have gone when the shoppers were out. Had he then be set upon by a crowd of octogenarian war-mongers, he'd have proved his point. You can't make a statement when no one's about.

Anonymous said...

A very moving act.
I agree..he should have gone during shopping hours and he probably would have picked us some spare change. It's not everyday Wootton Bassett's oldies would see a bag lady protesting.

Anonymous said...

Darling, sooo very moving.

But there's something about him that exudes...em ..I ..dont know quite how to say it other than dog fucker.
My old dog Buster, was never quite the same after that weekend spent with our neighbours.

Anonymous said...

woof