Friday, February 05, 2010

National newspaper editor has a touch of the John Terrys

While footie star John Terry is crucifed in the media for cock-cunting around - his sin being to have cock-cunted around with a fellow player's gf - news reaches me that a certain British national newspaper editor may be experiencing similar problems of the extra-marital kind, though not with a fellow player's gf. The third party is described by staff as "some woman who works in PR," though that may not be entirely accurate.

Don't even ask.

And of course the national newspaper editors' omertà will ensure a media silence Terry could never expect.

14 comments:

Ron Broxted said...

Errr Rod Liddle, Suzanne Moore, Group-Captain Hicksley-Alton?

Madame Arcati said...

The secret's safe with me, Ron.

Madame Arcati said...

Anon - behave!

Anonymous said...

Shurley not! I'm making a mad guess: Eileen Wise? She did terrorise Baz once!

Madame Arcati said...

Who or what is Eileen Wise? Baz needs to be kept on his toes, the sleepwalker.

Anonymous said...

Eileen Wise is a blonde PR girl ..... who frequently changes jobs. I can't keep up. Does she flog the Economist now? Can't keep up with all these middle-aged media folk.

Madame Arcati said...

No PR girl is involved in this matter.

Anonymous said...

YaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAWN...

Madame Arcati said...

Another silly cunt wasting their time as an indentured hack.

Anonymous said...

What's this thing about Duncan Fallowell and Antonia Fraser in today's Independent? You should know.

Madame Arcati said...

Well, I'm sure you've read sexy Matthew Bell's goss page - I couldn't possibly repeat what's in her book that offended Duncs: she has agreed to remove the item in any future reprints.

Rumours that Ant and Dunks share bubbly spas together is far from the truth.

Madame Arcati said...

Oh, sad about Niall Fergie fucking his way out of his marriage with a feminist.

Anonymous said...

Fergie's new bird is cool - she's like a Muslim Emmeline Pankhurst. I'd cock cunt her too.

Madame Arcati said...

Yes. Let's hope the Islamists don't get to her first.