Tuesday, March 30, 2010

The Large Hadron Collider: Madame Arcati's prediction

After the secular propaganda and excitement of this morning in our international media. a great silence shall descend upon the $10 billion manger of CERN, Geneva. Years will elapse and the multitude shall wonder, "What was that all about?" New theories of the "god particle" and "sooper-dooper partners" shall be bandied about, mainly by journalists proficient in synopsising press releases, yet no one will be any the wiser about the origins of the universe. But this won't stop ambitious particle physicists from locking horns in academic media about the significance of This and That, and the lay atheists shall take sides as at a football match, waving their flags and other partisan livery. In time Large Hadron Collider churches shall be built in the name of This or That and each of their clergy will bemoan the vicissisitudes of faith while some among them fuck the under-aged.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

This devil machine has already skewed the time dimension! Although we made every attempt to come back in time and stop it, This was our destiny. We are now trapped in a counterclockwise rotation time black hole. It will fluctuate every time it's companion matter/antimatter is destroyed in proton/antiproton collisions. As matter leaves the physical dimensions, so too will time be destroyed. The consequences of this are unknown. Good Luck fellow earthlings.

Anonymous said...

Is it like the big blackout in FlashForward? Sorry...I am slightly obsessed. That Fiennes chappy has such great...bone structure.

the late L.Ron Hubbard said...

Join my club and be saved.

Anonymous said...

Hallelujah, bitch!