Friday, November 09, 2007

Nesta Wyn Ellis replies to Lavinia ...

Paris-based author and singer Nesta Wyn Ellis caught sight of a comment from commenter Lavinia and asked me to put up this response:

I have never heard of Lavinia, except that there is a rather nouveau riche pretentious wine chain here in Paris by this name. As for Lavinia's comment, the reason that I am not known in Paris is that I keep my life here a complete secret and my concerts, and social rendezvous, are entirely private and by invitation only.

Sorry "Lavinia" if you are one of the hoi polloi who never gets an invitation. My reason for coming to live in Paris was to keep my life entirely private and free of malicious comment in newspapers by freelance nonentities such as yourself, perhaps? As for Madame Arcati, she's a doll and a confidante and very much my valued friend.

Touché!

Best love,
Nesta

23 comments:

The Daughter-of-a-Bitch said...

Rely on Monsieur Arcati, sweetheart, he's the soul of discretion! ;-) Who's interested in Nesta's private life anyway?

Anonymous said...

this Nesta isn't known anywhere, let alone Paris. I've just googled the name. Zilch!

steph mastini said...

I admire a woman that speaks her mind, yet has wisdom and grace. Thank you.

Victoria said...

Excusez-moi! You have not heard of Mme Nesta Wyn Ellis? She wrote John Major's biography and was splashed on the front page of The Sun a number of times, perhaps less for her literary enterprise than her flamboyant décolleté couture. I recall she got caught up in a huge row with Norma Major and at some point Andrew Neil led his Sunday Times with a Nesta story. I believe her memoirs were valued at some £125,000 by a Sunday tabloid (this back in the early '90s), but conscience triumphed.

The problem with this blog is not the epicene, probably sexually troubled author but the low-rent passing trade it attracts. Time to raise your standards, Mr/Ms/Whatever Arcati!

Anonymous said...

Nesta used to be a frequent user of the Grosvenor House Hotel gym and pool.

Anonymous said...

A Google of Nesta Wyn Ellis's name produces over 700 references. Pedrhaps you need to put your goggles on, you short-sighted twat.

steph mastini said...

obviously you are!

Anonymous said...

What does 'pedrhaps' mean, goggled one?

The Daughter-of-a-Bitch said...

"(this back in the early '90s)"

Phew, this was at least 15 years ago... It takes a Woman's Journal former editor to remember it. ;->

"the low-rent passing trade it attracts"

So, not having heard of that arrogant old snobbitch makes you a low-rent passing trade... ROTFL!

Anonymous said...

In one of your postings you mentioned something about Nesta and some political scandals. Then, as per usual, you left it in the air. Explain. Elucidate.

Mistress January Winter de Percy Havilland said...

I want you to die, I want you to die for the pain you caused me, the bolt that shot through my heart.

Anonymous said...

No mention of Kevin Spacey yet. Is this some kind of record?

Anonymous said...

And where's Lavinia?

Anonymous said...

< No mention of Kevin Spacey yet. >

Ah, just shut up, will you?!

steph mastini said...

.DOB..I don't understand (or want to) your the computer-ese mumbo jumbo...Say what you mean. Only people that have nothing to do with their lives use that language. ROTFL....WHAT ??? Speak English...this isn't your "live journal" reportae audience.. you have too much time on your hands...Kevin wasn't mentioned because he isn't part of this blog you low class hypocrite....

The Daughter-of-a-Bitch said...

FOR DUMMIES: A very short glossary of frequently used acronyms

ROTFL: rolling on the floor laughing
LOL: laughing out loud
IMHO: in my humble opinion
BTW: by the way

And last but not least:

GFY: go fuck yourself ! :-)

...offer kindness... said...

..and there you have it!..a true "crass" act...I would be embarrassed to be your mother..I love to read your comments..they are crude, tasteless,and grossly obtuse..stick to the topic..

Madame Arcati said...

Shall we duff D-O-B up Steph?

forgotten ones fund/stephmastini said...

...please! I concur Madame...off her head!

forgotten ones fund/stephmastini said...

..OR, "off with her head" and mouth..

Anonymous said...

If I were you, my sweet little lovebirds, I'd take good care of my own head... It's not worth a lot these days... not even worth a laugh, actually. :-(

forgotten ones fund/stephmastini said...
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forgotten ones fund/stephmastini said...

...at the very least, we can identify our existance and the fact we do have heads! My Dear Anonymous!..