Saturday, November 03, 2007

Zac Efron cock shock pic poll result!! It's a fake!!


In a shock blog poll result commissioned by the Madame Arcati personality construct, 58% of her global reading public have voted that this picture of Zac Efron's cock and balls is a Photoshopped fake!

Only 26% thought this pictorial display of the singing-acting star's masculine crown jewels was for real. Ten per cent generously concluded that the image captured "something of the actual" while a mean 6% thought it "nothing like the actual".

Madame Arcati commented: "Not much gets past my public - as seasoned size queens, they can spot a phony once it's pointed out to them."

However, critics of the much-maligned Madame savaged this latest blog poll. The Francophone Quebecian calling himself Duralex said, as he wiped away drama queen froth from his lips with a Man Size Kleenex: "Mon dieu! Madame has completely humiliated herself this time - suicide is the only answer!! Aux grands maux, les grands remèdes - or as the great philosopher Duralex père once said (via Babel Fish): 'Fuck me! I never thought I would enjoy pleasuring myself so much at the expense of another.'" Duralex fils added: "I am emailing Stephanie Mastini and all of Madame's other friends to announce her death - this is the blog equivalent of a life-changing tsunami!!!!!! Je me écrème dans mon pantalon!!!!!"

Another critic, Lorenzo, was fast asleep when called by reporters - his mother said to call back later. "Shhhhh! The masturbator lazy it is full of paste," she helpfully explained (according to Babel Fish). "È un muscolo Mary."

And the Francophone Claire issued a statement: "J'aime sucer le robinet du Duralex" (as translated by Babel Fish). For more on this incomparable translation service click here.

30 comments:

Anita Harris said...

Love it Madame! Persecution brings out the best in you. What has happened to Duralex, Claire and Lorenzo? I must say I am glad they are gone - I thought Duralex was obsessed with you.

forgotten ones fund/stephmastini said...

take a guess..

Anonymous said...

who cares if it's real or not-it's a hot pic ! Zac should be proud of it.

geakfreak said...

If you load it into a pic processing program like Photoshop and zoom up on the cock shadow you can clearly see that it has a completely different composition to the shadows on the upper body. The shadow is also slightly the wrong shape and size given the light source.

Daughter-of-a-bitch said...

Mmm, baby Madame, I think you're soooooooooooo hot!!!

The REAL daughter-of-a-bitch said...

Ah, okay. Very funny! I'll have my revenge some day, Clover Vitriol. Just wait.

Anonymous said...

Zac is the spitting image of David Cassidy - except for the cock. David's hung larger.

Anonymous said...

I've heard this before about David Cassidy ( ie:"hung larger").
Is there photographic proof of this ?
And why haven't we seen it?.

Anonymous said...

No, David was from the era before photography

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha

BB Wolfe said...

Why fake? My cock's as big as this . . . I think his looks big because he's shaved his pubes off - a typical trick for a self-obsessed pretty-boy. He's probably a queen.

Anonymous said...

he is sooooooooooo hottt! i would put his penis in my butt every day... id suck on those nipples and put my cock in that butt and suck the semen out of that penis

Jon Paul said...

yeah, its not real.

that looks exactly the same as this:

i can't embed the image. but hes got shorts on in this one, same exact stance, his hand is by that white thing, everythings the same.

the nude is photoshopped.

http://media.canada.com/gallery/zacefron/zac2.jpg

Anonymous said...

i see a shadow!! hahaha thats so funny but its so fake

Anonymous said...

if you type zac efron penis in google you get the unedited image, he's really wearing shorts.
plus he's jewish so he wouldn't be uncut.

Anonymous said...

Is That Fuck Zac efron?/ Omg if yuu look at the other pics he has greeny shorts on someones morphed a cock onto it ! gawd

Anonymous said...

it's at least 2x as big as that! I've seen it.

ankur said...

its veryyyyyyyyy sxyyyyyyyyyy
i want to fuck ittttttttttttt

Anonymous said...

So I really do not care if this picture is fake or not. Zac Efron is one of the Hottest Men of our times and I say if people want to imagine what is dick looks like they have the right to do that and only he can clarify.... I wish he would :]

Anonymous said...

i wanna suck it

Anonymous said...

I WANT ZAC EFFRONS COK LIKE IN AND AROUIND MY MOUTH/ASS

Vannesa said...

Fuck u zac u if u think u r so sexy or hot u r so not!!!!

james smoke said...

u people are stupid of course it real i was on the beach wen he was there n it is real so u wanna shut up

goody2shoes said...

at first when i saw the pic, i was dissapointed. i thought that zac was a bigger person than that. i looked up to him. but when i saw that it was posted as a fake, i was relieved. but i bet zac has real nude pictures of himself that i could find any day on the world wide web.

Anonymous said...

first of all why in public and not fake

bj said...

its real loke at beach photes he has a small patch of hair lower mid chest in pic

Anonymous said...

I dont care wether it is real or not I totally want Him to fuck me with that , something smaller or Definatley bigger :P

Anonymous said...

it is real and sexy

Anonymous said...

Omg, he is so hot!!! If only he was gay, I could imagine alot of things I would love to do to him, especially his hot juicy cock, fucking yummmmo!!!!

Anonymous said...

I've seen better cocks that's fake too bad for the gay boys and sorry little girls who don't have anything to loook up to