Friday, January 18, 2008

Alfie Allen: A new penis is born


A new penis has been found in Alfie Allen, little bro of Lily, to replace Daniel Radcliffe's in Equus which opens in Chichester on January 31. A nude photoshopped version is invited - regular Arcati devotees know the drill.

(Apparently he got the role because he demonstrated an ability to rise at 8am - for a casting breakfast meeting)

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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mm, I wonder. His dad's got a small one

Madame Arcati said...

Quite big, a famous author told me, after a straw-'n'-snow party at Groucho one night.

Anonymous said...

Writers are easily impressed. It would go nowhere in the Carribean

Anonymous said...

size queen bitches

Anonymous said...

That's three nouns in a row. Shouldn't there be at least one hyphen?

Adrianos said...

Definitely. A hyphen is indeed required. Regarding Alfie Allen, I see a lot of Ewan McGregor in him. (Should I re-phrase that ?)

Madame Arcati said...

I think your meaning is clear, Adrianos ...

Anonymous said...

That one on the middle right makes him look like one of Snow White's dwarves. Ugly arms. Shoot the snapper!

BTW,I thought Alfie's dad was a huge cock?

Anonymous said...

He looks right for a horror movie - a remake of the Damien films perhaps

forgotten ones fund/stephmastini said...

if you listen to one of Lily's songs on her self title CD, she describes her brother as a lazy pot head..I had to laugh, of course, it was tongue in cheek, but I just had an odd feeling that she was helping his career... it's funny how relatives can do that... (:

Anonymous said...

I fucking hate Alfie Allen, Lily Allen and Keith cunting Allen. Why can't they all fuck off and kill themselves?

forgotten ones fund/stephmastini said...

sounds like a personal problem..