Poll: 'Sarah Palin will not be first woman US president'

In a shock result, 74% of Madame Arcati readers believe Sarah Palin will not be the first female US president. This must mean that John McCain will not die in office. There can be no other interpretation. Incidentally, I like Camille Paglia's feminist hugging of Sarah: I think she thinks Sarah is Doris Day in the shape of Calamity Jane, one of those latterday Western frontier women who chewed the baccy.