I am distressed that Radio 2 controller Lesley Douglas has fallen on her nail file over the Ross/Brand/Sachs/Voluptua farrago - the biggest load of nonsense I ever heard and all over the real fact that no one but crazed studio auds can stand Ross and his £18m BBC contract.
Douglas rather annoyed me some time back when I asked her whether it was true Chris Evans was being hauled aboard the Radio 2 cruiseliner. "No. Absolutely not," she said. "We are not even talking to him". He became a presenter 4 weeks later.