I am delighted to learn that Private Eye editor Ian Hislop has a fervent, hitherto secret admirer. Step forward Hollyoaks star Roxanne McKee who has a BA in politics. "I've always had a weird crush on him," she sighs, her bosom heaving perceptibly, eyelashes quivering, with a faint dew emergent upon her tender flesh. "It's because he's so funny." Just in case Ian is not a Hollyoaks fan, I am happy to reproduce a most comely pic of the darling which I can vouch has not been PhotoShopped one bit.
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Ian's marriage to Victor is unlikely to come under threat from this. As his televison appearances suggest, he is not a natural lover of women...
Victor? Who's she?
Victoria I think anonymous means
Ah, the writer seemed to be trying to make another point. These satirists, such scamps!
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