The Diana Circle

The Daily Express’ gossip column ran a story this week on my interview with performance artist Mark McGowan and his plan to put on a live sex representation of the conception of Prince William. The paper spoke to something called the Diana Circle. "I sincerely hope he does not harm her memory in any way - she is not here to defend herself," said member Margaret Funnell. "Diana was one of the most beautiful women to walk this planet and if he distorts her in any way, he can be sure we will be down on him like a ton of bricks." The Circle's last big campaign was to prevent the marriage of Charles and Camilla, so Mark has nothing to worry about ...