Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Dawn French - £2m worth of life

£2m for Dawn French’s memoirs? I suppose someone took a look at The Vicar of Dibley Christmas Special ratings and thought ker-ching! What has Dawn promised to reveal that could possibly have generated such an amount? That husband Lenny Henry’s a shag-about (well, we know that!)? That someone sniffed – not snorted! - powders off her naked rump? Century published Peter Kay’s amazing bestseller The Sound of Laughter which played to the look-back audience and its waiting-room love of chucklesome anecdote. Plainly, Century thinks she has the Kay slipper-dipper magic, that heart-warming genius that brings so much joy to the tiresome process of defecation. Now, where did I put my gun? ....

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