The Dalek creator Davros has declared that there is no Doctor Who and that heaven is about as likely as time travel.
'Neither as head of the Kaled Scientific Elite on my home world of Skaro nor as Emperor of the Imperial Dalek Faction did I ever see anything to contradict my view that Doctor Who is nothing more than a figment of a writer's over-active imagination,' he said in his characteristic staccatissimo style of speech.
'Even with the aid of my one and only 20-20 vision-plus cybernetic blue eye, mounted on my forehead, I saw nothing but Daleks, luvvies and dead Thal prosthetics. Believe me, my eye is the acme of cutting edge technology and misses nothing! As for heaven, when you're exterminated you're exterminated - as they say at Dignitas in Switzerland.'
Attempting a smile for his many fans on the Guardian, he added: 'Stephen Hawking is a valued friend.'
5 comments:
Mocking Stephen Hawking in this is a disgrace.
I have referred this disgusting post to Blogger for deletion. You're no better than a Nazi.
I would respect Hawking a great deal more if he simply admitted he hasn't a clue about God. This is the problem with modern scientists, they want their opinions to be treated as fact, too.
Delighted to see Madame back to her ghastly self. All this astrology malarkey is frankly worrying but fortunately your innate psychopatholgy is straining against the mubo-jumbo and will any minute now explode all over us, like the gunge in an old Noel Edmonds TV show.
Stephen Hawking is perfectly cast as Davros and long may he live. Unlike you he speaks absolutely honestly whereas you are not sure of anything but react violently to other people's certainties. I have long held the view that your true calling is the psychiatrist's couch, with you prone.
I am astonished that this blog continues. A testament to the human spirit if nothing else.
MA, you have resurrected the cursed anonymous bimbo and bimbette you naughty woman!...
There is nothing more entertaining than to indulge myself in their ludicrous psycho babble. Just "who" are these Dr. Who intimate lovers?? come forward please!
The stars are aligned in a disastrous pattern in the Northwest.
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