Thursday, April 02, 2009
Pink trooper arrested at London's G2 demos
My pink super trooper aka Ben Moore has been arrested at the G20 demos. How wonderful that the burger-brained police should prove to be so compliant in furnishing Ben's artistic exhibition set against the moronic protesters. I had feared that Madame Sarkozy's bodyguard might shoot him but she wisely stayed away and I think arrives in London on Friday, wanting to be seen at her decorative best.
A more effective demonstration would comprise 100,000 people standing in rapt silence made up as zombies. The poor police, ever desperate to show off to the cameras, wouldn't know what to do with themselves.
Stop press: 'Rumour has it he was trying to get it on with one of the police officers'