Dear Madame Arcati
Alas my attempts - with your help - to give the queens of Russia a jokey anthem in time for the Eurovision Song Contest have failed. In the event not one of the Russians who contacted me dared set those lyrics to music, not even for a laugh. In the light of current events one can see why and the lyrics remain as relevant as ever.
With best wishes, Duncan Fallowell
Dear Duncan
This is sad news to be sure. With Putin (or the Puta as I prefer to call him) around, is it any wonder? Consider yourself lucky that he didn't kiss you on the tum or burn your house down. My success in ridding Eurovision of Terry Wogan was some kind of service to humanity. But the installation of Graham Norton was the last straw: plainly the BBC still fails to invest sufficient seriousness in its coverage: we must prepare ourselves for a drone of witticisms as the Gin Sours take effect. The UK/Lloyd-Webber entry is beyond pathetic. Long live Russia!
Love MA x
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7 comments:
I think Mr Fallowell means by 'current events' not the presence of Graham Norton but the break up of the gay parade by police and the arrest of Peter Tatchell.
I think MA has already hit the gin sours ...
But baby, you said it yourself, what good does it do if Graham Norton is to take over? And it says something about the song entry, when not even the author thinks is worthy of winning (see J Ross interview - YouTube). I think somebody has to tell Jade to at least put less emphasis on the "emotional" effects in her voice and concentrate in singing it properly. Susan what's-her-name might have made a better interpreter. oxox
Jade will do better to strap on a dildo as she sings It's My Time - it's the only hope she's got.
And my dear, Madame Arcati does not watch J Ross interviews. The very idea.
I figured, sweetie... that's why I did not linked it. Whomever wants to find out must go to Youtube themselves...
Democrassy is here -
Communism, what was it?
The Iron Curtain's gone
And now we're in an Iron Closet!
Yes, indeed - I'll set it for piano and tuba.
Right on from P.I.Tchaikovsky
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