Now that Joanna Lumley has single-handedly all but brought down the government and transmogrified herself into a 21st Century Vera Lynn on behalf of the Gurkhas, she can do me a personal favour. She can get her fucking lah-di-dah cunting voice off AOL: as a cursed subscriber (but not much longer) I have to listen to her silly cunting voice telling me "You've got company" every cunting minute before a crunching sound rattles my ears. The announcement means nothing. It is a lie. It's just there. Whoever thought up this assault on peaceful enjoyment shouldn't just be fired. They should be fed with great force up Donald Rumsfeld's arse, alive. As for you Joanna, only your political canniness saves you from full exposure to my undiluted rage. What a lucky Taurean you are. Cancel the AOL deal now, tell them what I said. Don't do what Tory MP Stephen Crabb has tried to do and ignore me. I, too, am good at manipulating public opinion. So don't try me.
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I love it when you talk dirty, Madame. I bet your pillow talk frightens the bed bugs.
Do you have a naked picture of Joanna? If we have to suffer a nude Daniel Radcliffe, a yummy Lumley photo shouldn't be too much trouble.
Joanna can do no wrong. Change your ISP. problem solved.
I'm fed up with her. Why is she so hung up on the Gurkhas anyway?
I'm not much more of a fan of AOL's nuisances than you are, sweetie (I even have no excuse for my silly procrastination in dropping it - won't bore you with that -, I pay someone else for broadband), but that is a "preference or option or something" and you can turn it off. Call the service desk if you don't want to be bothered with looking up yourself how to do it.
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