Duncan all over
What's the paper like today? I'm out of the city.
Ooh, I hate all this white space, seems such a waste. It's like the re-designed ES. White space brings out my readerly agoraphobia. Let's fill it up with something. Sam, how big it is again? I've nearly filled all the white space, awful weather today innit?, and those MPs' expenses, dreadful, and Speaker Martin - what a nasty brute. There, space filled.
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What IS this? Gunfight at the OK corral? Does Fallowell write for the Standard these days?
Duncan ought to be on ES - I'd point him in various directions and unleash him on the innocent metropolis. Greig would be deified. Meantime MA could become principal blog. Can you imagine?
Is that really D Fallowell? Where on earth did you get that? He's quite dishy. When was this taken?
Yum yum, lubbly bum
Dear Madame Arcati
I've just returned from the south of France to discover this warm-hearted posting. Many thanks. A friend and I, half an hour ago, were discussing whether it's possible to weep tears and have an erection at the same time. I said it had never happened to me - and I don't think it could. He said it had happened to him several times. Feedback from your readers on this interesting question would be welcome.
With best wishes, Duncan Fallowell
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