Thursday, June 25, 2009
Michael Jackson dead. What about the London concert tickets?
And poor Farrah Fawcett! To have died on such a day! Two stars failed by medical science. Uri Geller on BBC 24 and Sky - what a creep. Words and phrases in MJ obits not to miss: "Biggest popstar since Elvis"; vitiligo; "Thriller the biggest album seller ever"; Jordy Chandler; "He popularised Moon Walking"; "A black man who wanted to be white"; "Allegations of child abuse"; "Finally acquitted"; "The world is in shock at the death of the last icon"; "His musical legacy"; "Eccentric"; "Sad"; Bubbles. "Who has died at the age of 50."
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It's obviously just an ornery ol panic attack - and a con to get out of the concerts. What a twit he's become.
It's been confirmed.
Fish x
Thanks Fish, been following on TV. Stunned yet oddly not entirely surprised.
Ha! I wrote the first comment - so he tricked us all in the end - what a great act! Eternal flame, glorious buzz, long live Michael.
I know the feeling. Likewise been following on telly. Just turned it off - all news channels sounding like broken records at the moment.
Even though not entirely surprised, I did hope he was pulling an elaborate sickie. After that I almost convinced myself that TMZ (although usually quite accurate) had it all blown out of proportion and he was in a coma and couldn't possibly be dead.
Alas, no joy there.
Off to sleep while setting music to 'Thriller'. Why the fuck not?
F x
spooky-we share exactly the same birthday so I think I sorta have a slight insight to MJ.Well certainly his medicine cabinet. What a blow for J.Randy Taroborelli-the only journo Jackson ever trusted and who has made a cottage industry out of releasing wacky Jacko tales (all invented by the King of Publicity). Guaranteed-it will be a drug overdose.
This has made my day!
This is almost as shocking as Diana's death.
Veritas, could you explain to a foreigner what "a cottage industry" means exactly? Thanks in advance.
Sorry Duralex but if you are not an initiate into the British phenomena of cottage worship in all it's forms it must remain a secret.
But if you wish to know more about J.Randy Taroborelli-Jackson's biographer and an very lovely chap:it's not generally known that as a struggling writer in LA he became friendly with Jacko at an early age and built a career out of releasing endless titbits about MJ as the years wore on: think sleeping in oxygen tents et all. All invented by the genius Prince of PR who made Max Clifford look like an amateur.
Slowly drip-fed to the world via J.Randy who built a highly successful career because of it. Look forward to a more revealing biography from Taroborelli-the keeper of the Pharo's secrets.
Could someone who pays Tax (if any such individual reads this blog) inform me - could the Jacksons clear their outrageous debts with a Nigerian Death Certificate? If the death is determined to have been from 'Natural Causes', they will get nothing but a funeral bill, if it could be blamed on - perhaps the 'Dangerous polypharmacy' of Michael's Medical practitioner, they stand to make a fortune with a Personal Injury claim for his wife and kiddies - both of my sons were encouraged to visit NeverLand, act like tarts, and encourage mutual masturbation with the man - how on Earth do you think we managed to move to Monaco in the first place?
Lord Tony Blair
Tabernak! The fantasizing on this blog is getting weirder and more hilarious every day! Keep it coming, people!
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