"Is that an electric cunt before me?" See comments
What have I been saying these past two years while you lot were loafing? I was demanding that the best actor in the English-speaking world, Christopher Lee, be knighted. Word had reached me that HM was listening and now she's delivered - though why SIR Christopher had to reach the age of 87 for this honour beats me. There are people who get their leg over a bike at 24, or run about in plimsolls at 19, and, oh!, a knighthood or a damehood in the post - just because they got up in the morning to show off their bodies. SIR Christopher makes about 500 films and a fortune for Hollywood and he has to get to virtually 100 for royal recognition: it's the curse of being a Gemini. I should know.
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Absolutely outrageous that it should have taken so long but it obviously did because of pure snobbishness about Sir Christopher 's many shlock horror films. Her Maj needs to sack a few pompous advisers. I bet she loves the odd Hammer Horror flick.
Christopher Lee is a nice man but my God - what a VERBOSE man he is!
Is that an electric cunt in the picture?
In addition Andy Murray is now wearing black lycra longs under his white shorts. Hideous.
Really? I'm praying he loses in the first week. I just can't stand all that on court gummy gurning followed by droning interviews. Best to put him out our misery and let the foreigners win. British tennis is in a coma.
Madame , I'm sure that is a racist remark. Just because we suck Toby eggs at tennis doesn't mean we should pray the foreigners win. Christ, they win at everything. Where's your National Spirit gone?
Murray's so unprepossessing. He's like a matchstick man and his teeth loom out at you ahead of those big red gums. I hate lots of gums, throws me off kilter. The sooner he turns to tennis broadcasting the better.
However, the Queen could further redeem herself in my eyes and give Julie Burchill a damehood.
Quiet without Farah and Toby. Are they ex-lovers?
Gums are good for oral.Nicer than sharp teeth on the old cockadoodle.
Toby and Farah, it's all a publicty stunt. They are both self-confessed narcissists ( though I have to say she is a darn sight better looking than him).
There's a big reunion planned next week, a la Katy Price and Pete Andre. Are her knockers as big as Katy's?
Shove a tape recorder under his nose - take a round the world trip and when you come back, he's still monologuing. Bliss to work with unless you get trapped.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Andy Murray is a fabulous player. If he'd dump the lycra, he'd become a star. Nadal is cuter of course - but his knees have burnt out.
If Murray dumps the lycra and allows his lunchbox to dance about as wheezy old radio guffers guff on about cross court cunting serves, then I may watch. But you just know he's just another British Hope - just there to flog the strawberries.
HM The Queen has asked me to convey her concern about the use of the word "cunt" in relation to her name in a sentence.
You are cordially reminded that at least one whole paragraph must separate all reference to Her Majesty's name from "cunt". Preferably the word should not appear at all in any article which presumes to take HM as a theme.
Note also that HM paid no attention to your pleas for the knighthood of the actor Christopher Lee. She saw him in the Wicker Man some time ago and made a note to honour him despite the paganism of that movie.
May you please convey this message to HM:
My I remind you, your Highness, of what happened to the last Regnant of the UK to compare himself to God or one of his messengers and insist enforcing to be treated accordingly?
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Just saying...
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"I firmly believe that the actorly energies we enjoy on the screen are generated viscerally by the character of the person"
well put MA...how true!
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Thank you Steph. I can think of another global actor who's deserving of a knighthood.
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