NoticeMe-meister Mark McGowan has sent me his latest video - his burning of the effigy of Gordon Brown. Why Gord? Why not David Cameron or that boring polyglot amoeba Nick Clegg or that fat BNP cunt Nick Griffin? McGowan's gone off a bit lately: he really screwed up on Jade and now he's worn the wrong party frock on Gord: Gord's got four planets in Pisces, OK?, so he can't help but be secretive, cryptic, sneaky, dour, grim, insincere, dark: astrologically he belongs to the shadows. Leave the man alone! He is precisely the leader we need for these tiresome times. He'll look the part in the history news footage. Ghastly! It's fate's synchronicity! Ask Sting.
But Mark has accidentally discovered a star - Bryn. He plays the piano and sings a song from 2:30 on (just skip through the Gordy idiot fire bit). I love this man. Wonderful voice, the piano is filthy sexy: his mack is disgusting: his hands are grubby: oh God, some people need a lick-wash, doncha think? D'ya think Bryn would like a Madame Arcati Lick-Wash? What's the song? - one line is "They're gonna take the baby into care" and another is "she's a disposable girl" and "she'll become a femme fatale". Name that tune, cunties.
11 comments:
mmm. bring back farah, all's forgiven
Ok
You can have him
But please don't. Wash him.
Good spot Ma'am. I'm on to Simon Cowell right after this.
Farah. Molly. Duncan. Even Julie Burchill. ANYONE.
Nice lyrics but don't you want to just put him in a bath tub and scrub-a-dub-dub?
MY SHOWER HAS BEEN BROKEN FOR A MILLION YEARS
MR BRYN PHILLIPS
Oh Bryn! (Tom?) My heart danced then. It's clean dirt though, you look very healthy and essentially pristine. Are you a star already? I once said to Lucy Liu at Cannes "I'm busy darling partying, can't talk." Her PR was mortified. But the truth is I hadn't a clue who she was and I hated Charlie's Angels anyway. If you're not famous we must make you famous - do you sing all the time?
I don't know why I'm doing this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqzpYL2gUWA
I feel like a (reluctant) pimp.
There is a video version, but you can't see his face in that one.
Get an interview >:-(
ox
Thank you Jul- I mean ox. Is that the song? Doesn't sound the same - actually this has better sound -
http://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=-YKJKT-hRq0&feature=related&pos=0
Yes, It's a better version but you can't see his face. And who's Jul...? Don't make it worse, please.
Whoi is this? Email me privately!
...As I watched the video, all i could think of was how incredibly surreal the whole scenerio was...he has such talent, and I hope no one decides to change a thing about him...maybe God forbid, "American Idol" has already approached him...can you inagine Simon's reaction?
cheerio..
sorry about the tardy response to this blog...sometimes life gets in the way of life...
s~
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