Wednesday, February 20, 2008

How to save rainforests, personally

Want to stop feeling useless in the face of global suicide and personally save rainforests? For just £35 you can save half an acre and lock in 130 tonnes of global warming fart gas. With Cool Earth you choose where to spend your money and can view your saved bit of forest on Google Maps. You even receive news about your sylvan, fresh air domain. Go, do it, click here.

(I have donated my time in writing the above instead of running yet another knocking David Montgomery piece, the human, thin, expression of fartiness. For news of his latest disaster, his failure to comprehend his fellow Man and Woman and his sheer predictability, click here)

3 comments:

Duralex said...

"For just £35 you can save half an acre and lock in 130 tonnes of global warming fart gas. With Cool Earth you choose where to spend your money and can view your saved bit of forest on Google Maps. You even receive news about your sylvan, fresh air domain."

Ooooh, sounds to me like someone has found a new way to make easy money. Isn't this what you call "greenwashing" ?

Madame Arcati said...

I hope it's easy money for a tough problem - come on Duralex, if you're the lawyer I suspect you are, you can afford a few hundred quid.

Duralex said...

I, a lawyer ? Le Diable m'en préserve ! As for the few hundred quid, of course I can afford them, but not for that sort of swindling.