Would followers of the cult of Arcati please think of Heather Mills at 3pm today and wish her the £80m she deserves from that old skinflint Macca (worth a billion quid or $2 billion for my American friends). Visualise tons of coins raining down on her.
Please allow for different time zones for this unique prayer meeting: our group energy will help the poor unrepresented poppet against those Macchiavellian QCs and solicitors he's got lined up against her. It's almost like Erin Brockovich. Who should play Heather in the movie reconstruction of this high drama? - Sandi Toksvig would be perfect. Tony Curtis would be plausible as Macca, creaking along the echoey corridors of the Royal Courts of Justice as the change in his pockets ching-chings.
(Sandi should have been the new Miss Marple incidentally, and should be the next Doctor Who. There's nothing that woman can't do)
The media lawyer Mark Stevens (who needs to lose weight have a hair cut) called Macca a "deity" on TV yesterday. Yes, he's the God of Money.