Would followers of the cult of Arcati please think of Heather Mills at 3pm today and wish her the £80m she deserves from that old skinflint Macca (worth a billion quid or $2 billion for my American friends). Visualise tons of coins raining down on her.
Please allow for different time zones for this unique prayer meeting: our group energy will help the poor unrepresented poppet against those Macchiavellian QCs and solicitors he's got lined up against her. It's almost like Erin Brockovich. Who should play Heather in the movie reconstruction of this high drama? - Sandi Toksvig would be perfect. Tony Curtis would be plausible as Macca, creaking along the echoey corridors of the Royal Courts of Justice as the change in his pockets ching-chings.
(Sandi should have been the new Miss Marple incidentally, and should be the next Doctor Who. There's nothing that woman can't do)
The media lawyer Mark Stevens (who needs to lose weight have a hair cut) called Macca a "deity" on TV yesterday. Yes, he's the God of Money.
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This is a good one, congrats. :-)
After Sir Cliff and Tim Henman, Macca is my No.3 Most Hated `Man`. It`s his own fault he didn`t get Hoppalong to sign a pre-nuptials so he deserves to get screwed (financially). He doesn`t have a leg to stand on !
Loved the headline to the News of the World's last story on her - "Rumpy Stumpy". The paper led you to think she screwed someone else during the marriage but on closer reading it was about some romps while she was dating Macca.
"Visualise tons of coins raining down on her."
I often visualize tons of ... uh... "stuff" raining down on her. But it ain't coins.
<< I often visualize tons of ... uh... "stuff" raining down on her. But it ain't coins. >>
Symbolically it's the same thing. :-)
Yes. In Romany dream lore shit means money.
Uh oh ... the old hate apparatus is on the loose again. Will Susan Hill persuade we despicable anony-mice to send hugs to Her Heatherness?
Yes, send hugs to her Heatherness. good idea.
Would you mind very much if someone else sent the hugs. I have a headache ...
I have only ever once asked for visitors to my blog to send hugs - to my friend Dunx when he was in dire need of them. They responded so generously he was quite restored. I would never presume to ask for hugs to someone who a. I do not know and b. who does not need them anyway.
So there.
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