Saturday, February 02, 2008

Alfie Allen's penis makes its debut in Equus

Alfie Allen's penis has made its stage debut at Chichester in Equus. To the charge of phallocentricity, a naked Laura O'Toole serves as a useful counter-balance. A front row critic tells Arcati: "His penis acquitted itself well in the circumstances, not embarrassing its owner or the audience with any notice-me antics. Though the actors emitted a certain amount of noise (as is their scripted wont), and shifted about the stage to maintain a sense of momentum, his penis was the star of the show as mute eye candy, just hanging there - sometimes dancing about in livelier moments - as unboxered penises do. From a dramatic perspective, his penis is rather like Lady Bracknell's handbag* - an inanimate** MacGuffin - though in this instance, seen but not talked about, whereas the handbag is unseen but much talked about."
*A handbag? Click here
**Inanimate as in "appearing dead; not breathing or having no perceptible pulse."
PS: I wonder why Princess Perez and Heat think posting a bunch of pics of a naked actor is "pervy"? Find their sites and espy their prose blushes, poor things. But publishing female tit and puby beaver is OK, not pervy. Odd that. Anyone would think they take their daily catechism from Old (Mr) Murdoch, the high priest of Perpetual Scrotism.



27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Totally unrelated to this posting but a bit of goss for Arcati, nonetheless. Metro reported yesterday, 1st Feb, than Elton John hosted a private dinner party for Brian Paddick,the gay Lib Dem mayoral candidate, attended by Kevin Spacey and David Walliams - both the targets of sexual orientation speculation by Arcati

Madame Arcati said...

Thank you - Spacey and Walliams were the subject of amusing speculation long before Arcati popped out of someone's ear ...

surfpup said...

luvvim!

SUSAN said...

Can M Paddick possibly become the next Mayor of London ?

Madame Arcati said...

Not a chance.

Duralex said...

Elton John's private dinner party, the objective truth here:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=511456&in_page_id=1770

Is it allowed in the UK to have gay friends or to support gay politicians without being gay ? In Québec it is, thank God.

(Yes, I'm in a bad mood today, so what ?)

Madame Arcati said...

What ails Duralex? A romantic dissonance? Indigestion? The first grey hair?

The last line of the Mail piece reads: "London's gay community could be influential in the election and, earlier this week, Mr Paddick took his campaign to the gay bars of Soho."

Paddick has scarcely any lolly while Johnson and Livingstone will rake in over £1m apiece for their campaigns. And then Livingstone will win - if he's not carted off in Andrew Gilligan's tumbrel first. Heh heh.

Duralex said...

Tumbrel ??? Quesaco ?

Anyway, if it's the "lolly" that makes the political success in the UK... I suppose that what the DM meant is that the votes of the gay community will have to go somewhere after Paddick's defeat.

Now if a gay mayor is good enough for Paris, so should it be for London, though. :-)

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surfpup said...

More Alfie pix please!

Madame Arcati said...

Oh, OK

Anonymous said...

He doesn`t have a particularly defined bod, does he? Is it puppy fat?

surfpup said...

wrong sort of hook on show there . . .

Anonymous said...

< Elton John's private dinner party, the objective truth here:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=511456&in_page_id=1770 >

Oh. The objective truth, really? Please take a look at this little gem:

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At Elton’s party 01-Feb-08

As it has already been widely reported in (leaked to ?) the press that Elton John and David Furnish held a dinner party on Wednesday night with Brian Paddick and some of Elton and David' celeb friends, I feel free to make my report. I can safely say that possibly apart from the 2 butlers and the Chef I was the least famous person in attendance. I can confirm that despite some reports Kevin Spacey was not on the guest list and didn't attend. More on press sloppiness later. Pink Champagne greeted us on arrival. 15 sat down for a dinner of Prawns in a light thai green curry sauce followed by Chicken and a Chocolate Pud with cherry sauce - this was all delicious. I asked David Furnish where the Chef had come from and he told me that they were dining in a restaurant in the south of France and they liked the food so much they took him back with them to London ! David Furnish was the perfect host and Elton, despite his reputation within some media circles was charming, down to earth and humourous.

I will add this to my list of surreal life experiences.

http://www.voidstar.com/ukpoliblog/index.php?fid=1234

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“Anonymouse”, Arcati and Duralex? I suggest that from now on you pay a little attention to your fellow bloggers (the trustworthy ones, I mean) before parroting around the claims of the dead tree media.

Anonymous said...

Guess what? Today the mention of Kevin Spacey disappeared from the Daily Mail and Evening Standard reports on the net. How strange! George Orwell must be smiling in his grave.

Duralex said...

Tabernak, I've ben had once again ! (sulking)

Oh, by the way, I hear Alfie Allen is only 21, but from what I see right now he looks fifteen years older. That guy should put himself on a diet and start pumping iron.

(Yes, I'm still in a bad mood, so what ?)

Duralex said...

Tabernak, I've ben had once again ! (sulking)

Oh, by the way, I hear Alfie Allen is only 21, but from what I see right now he looks fifteen years older. That guy should put himself on a diet and start pumping iron.

(Yes, I'm still in a bad mood, so what ?)

iknowsomethingyoudontknow said...

I quite like his chunky look - its nice to see someone his age who isn't either all twinky skin and bones or svelte gym bunny.

Duralex said...

You know you're a VIP when your posts get double publishing. Thank you, chéri. :-)

Anonymous said...

spacey wasn't there. i know this for sure.

veritas said...

bum's a bit spotty but cock is quite well proportioned. Pubes look trimmed.Is he tiny in real life like Radcliffe is ?

Anonymous said...

I quite like his body and that penis is wonderful. After seeing some shows in America with partial nudity, it's nice to see a real man (re: foreskin) on display!

Anonymous said...

I am sorry to inform you Brits, but that is the ugliest penis ever.

Anonymous said...

"That guy should put himself on a diet and start pumping iron."

Oh dear, do you really think he is fat? And he cartainly has pumped some iron - you can tell from the body.

susi ramas said...

in my point of view is very natural!

J said...

Why is everyone always looking for the perfect body with the perfect parts? The kid looks good just the way he is~

Anonymous said...

Why is everyone always looking for the perfect body with perfect parts? The kid looks good just as he is.