The darling Grumpyoldbookman lists Madame Arcati as one of his must-reads in an interview with Joe Blogs. Michael Allen - alias Mr Grumpy - looks quite bohemian and I'm glad to see he's blogging more frequently again, as I predicted.
For reasons that I cannot explain, I have set up a Madame Arcati "conscience blog" at the Telegraph - the rather handsome Shane Richmond writes of the paper's new blog site: "We've even had visits from a couple of blogosphere celebs. Madame Arcati popped in to say hello and Guido Fawkes found time to give himself a small plug and share some news with us." Isn't he a poppet? My enemies will be furious and will scrawl hideous messages on other blogs there denouncing me. But I rise on their spittle.
Yes, Arcati is everywhere, even on MySpace (though the person behind that is not me. I am far more gorgeous. I have placed a hex on him and he will soon develop a distressing eye infection).