Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Billy Zane not on the fence
Hollywood hunk Billy Zane and his fiancee Kelly Brook are settling down nicely in Kent - I hear a local photographer built them a garden fence after he pointed out that without one he might continue to invade their privacy. A male at my hair technician's studio tells me Zane "cruised" him once. I tell him to be silent and accuse him of having gay sex on the brain. Mr Zane is impeccably heterosexual, I advise, and then deplore in no uncertain terms the pernicious queerizing of straight male stars, such as Tom Cruise, Kevin Spacey, Vin Diesel, John Travolta and Bugs Bunny.