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A darling from the Mediterranean region - Arcati's big down there - gets in touch and shows me an extraordinary photograph of one of the UK's most brilliant writers, Duncan Fallowell - naked! My correspondent writes:
"Dear Madame - I see your site and you are interested for [sic] Duncan Fallowell. This photo was taken in our house in Sicilia. It is beautiful and I don't think he will mind but will surprise. He is ancient Greek in a way.
Auguri - La Donna Mafiosa"
I toy with the idea of contacting Duncan about this, but what if he explodes at my treacherous conduct and denies me the pleasure? I consider: sometimes things must be done in the public interest: sometimes Madame Arcati has to take the law into her own hands and just do the unthinkable - in this instance, publish a cock pic of a serious writer without the subject's permission: perhaps a first in this genre. I'm sure the cognoscenti will advise. Happy Easter, my bunnies!
And after this, read his wonderful new travel book Going As Far As I Can: The Ultimate Travel Book, click here. New Zealand will never seem the same again.
43 comments:
disappointing in size for something so famous.
I wonder what caused this breakup between Madame and Duncan; I've sensed a froideur in recent weeks. Madame better watch him, I mean, herself.
Hoe many decades ago was this shot? nice bod though. Of historical interest I'm certain.
Is this another one of your Photoshopped fabrications? It's hard to tell. A fairly poor quality photo, badly lit, though it serves its purposes I suppose. Who is this La Donna person? Is she another Arcati "mask"?
I was going to comment on your Peston piece but then I see this and I really can't beat it, so to speak.
I'm up fer it! If ya zoom you see where the knob end is. Given it's down it's bloody long
ace bloke
What is that white mark in the lower right part of the picture. I picked up on it when I was zooming about. It could be a feather, or some etheric energy, or something else again.
Oh nice! The picture almost looks like a David Hamilton portrait.
<< I consider: sometimes things must be done in the public interest >>
I'd even say more : in the interest of humanity ! ;-)
<< a cock pic of a serious writer >>
Is Mr Fallowell a serious writer ? If I were him, I'd frown at this tag much more than at the unauthorized picture. But as a matter of fact he looks rather serious on it, and even a bit worried. Who was behind the camera ?
Whoever is La Donna ...
Your site leaves me aghast! And on Good Friday too!
It is indeed a Good Friday. I have just driven back from Gatwick - the roads mercifully clear thanks to the exaggerated predictions of the media (and the Express) of tundra conditions.
Do you have Mr F's phone number or email address? My rates are competitive.
This has nothing to do with Duncan and his willy, but.......love the new look on your blog, Madame. Much easier on the eyes.
Thank you Moonie. Actually it was Guido Fawkes who first said the old look was confusing, so I phoned up my good friends Karl and Anna and they said "dress left, dear". I'm still not quite sure what they mean but I interpreted them literally.
This pic is now doing the rounds in New Zealand.
<< This pic is now doing the rounds in New Zealand. >>
Tabernak !!! Arcati, what have you done ? :-)))
Well at least Fallowell can see you for what you are - a filthy two-faced hack. The Sunday Times will come and get you - we pay people illegally to get info.
I quite agree with Moon Mistress, very pleasing to the eyes (your new Blog style, not Fallowell!) Does it matter which side Arcati dresses, wearing a tweed skirt?
The tweed skirt is certainly liberating and allows for an element of choice given that one must protect one's modesty while mounted upon the bicycle.
My suspicion "Madame" is that you took this photograph and that you once were a familiar of Duncan's, now bitterly on the revenge trail. It's so obvious
This isn't just a nudie pic. There's some drama going on. Look at the guy's face! What's the story behind this pic?
how can I make this pic my desktop wallpaper?
MA, you're building quite a collection of cock nudes - when's the book?
I think that that's a tasteless suggestion. Do you seriously imagine that Madame Arcati would put her name to a collection of cock pics in book form? I only put them up here to boost viewing figures - I have entire armies visiting me from the US, Canada and Morocco just for the cock. It's most dispiriting really.
hxnfgPrude!
any more?qjhmq
anyone for Salman Rushdie naked?
Carla Bruni-Sarkozy in the Mail and the Sun today, isn't that enough for you ? :-)
should something happen when we click on the little picture on the home page?
how about Prezzie Sarkozy nakkid?
Well, if you have a pic or something PhotoShopped ...
Re the little pic on the home page, no nothing should happen when you click it. You have to scroll down to the posting, then a big pic emerges.
<< how about Prezzie Sarkozy nakkid? >>
No, thanks.
brillo pad hair below the neck apparently, like Andrew Neil
and above the neck too (like Andrew Neil)
I knew my opera glasses would come in handy one day
Lovely to hear from you Lavinia. And how is Val? You last contacted me while on an international jaunt ...
We're not talking about Val at the moment. And most of my energy is taken up trying to stop them building 423 executive homes beside Reggie's grave. Sickening.
I was wondering if he just received a good buggering? Please? Did he cry "foul" at what you've done to him? Did he ask you to bugger him of does he wish to bugger you? How adept are you at buggering? One must practice quite often in the art if one prescribes to attain full status anal buggering without prejudice.
I believe Mr F has a superinjunction out on these matters. But thank you for your interest, froth-flecked though it was.
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