Saturday, June 09, 2007
Brighton - shaved pubed naked cyclists everywhere
I drove into Brighton this afternoon - and the first thing I see on the coast road past the Palace Pier? About 200 naked cyclists cluttering up the way, waving placards. As a matter of personal policy I don't read placards. No one's going to bring their agenda to my attention in my time. But I noticed there was scarcely an unshaved mons pubis - Duncan Fallowell is quite right, most of the men looked better endowed as a result - though no more attractive - while the women seemed less wild, more feminine, less Angela Carter, for their pert little triangles of lawn. I wondered about tampon strings. I'd have taken a picture on my mobile but it was off owing to the fact I'm trying to avoid someone's call.