I hear that MTV is furious with glamour model Jodie Marsh. The channel has invested at least £43 in Who Will Marry Jodie Marsh? in which she sieves the chavs from the chaff in her search for husband material. But perhaps she's found her man already. On Tuesday Heat magazine is publishing pics of her cavorting with a mystery cock at Thorpe Park. Aspiring husbands will be scandalised.