Friday, June 08, 2007

Eli Roth's biggest dick in the world

Literary Review


Taken from Tim Palen's Guts: The Art of Marketing Horror Films, out July, and the item left occupies a double-page spread entitled Eli Roth Has the Biggest Dick in Hollywood. Is the 24" trunk for real? Do ya believe in Santa? Go do something useful, size queens!

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh my gawd, poor guy!

Lemon Jizz said...

consequence = colostomy !

Duralex said...

Horribile visu !

Anonymous said...

Oh, my, this is Priapus in the flesh!!!

Anonymous said...

Photoshop, surely?

Anonymous said...

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2007/06/eli_roth_has_his_dirk_diggler.html

Jane Holland said...

I had something very similar to that for dinner last night.

You boy, fetch me some Alka-Seltzer!

Anonymous said...

An overgrown cucumber?

Anonymous said...

Unless I am mistaken that is actually Jon Snow's cock superimposed onto a lesser man's body.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I wanna suck that thing

Anonymous said...

holy shit wat if he fucked a girl in the ass tht would like kilkl her

Anonymous said...

i tell you what, that would be a damn good cum shot..... it would put someones eye out. lol

Anonymous said...

Eli Roth is Jewish and unless the Moile ran out of the room screaming in horror, intimidated by the prospect of the job ahead, this has to be photoshopped.

Anonymous said...

you people are idiots. theres pictures of him with shorts on. go take a look. btw that shit dont exist for real unless in some way or form its fake.