Friday, June 08, 2007

Duncan Fallowell: 'Cristiano Ronaldo is Apollo'

Dear Madame Arcati - I was calmly writing a review of Douglas Hurd's Robert
Peel for the Daily Express and broke off for a fig roll, cup of coffee, and
a glance at your tonic column. All is lost! Ronaldo Apollo! I feel ill! My
whole life a mistake! Cruel, cruel! Air, air! How can I go back to the desk
now? Any desk, ever again?

Yours paracetamolly,

Duncan Fallowell

For the cause of Duncan's erotic if not existential crisis, click here

7 comments:

drf said...

Ref. Ronaldo's pubic trim - men do it these days because it makes the cock look bigger. But when a body is as close to perfection as Ronaldo's, any such interference is a blemish. Duncan F

Anonymous said...

Here, here, an end to chicken plucking right now

Anonymous said...

Every garden needs shrubbery

Anonymous said...

Poor Douglas Hurd, to be dragged into a discussion on pubes.

lavinia said...

Dougie's a darling. He won't mind.

Anonymous said...

At school he used to creep about and was always known as Seen And Not Hurd

Cris Ronaldo said...

Thanks a lot, Dunc