Quite an epistolatory week, innit? And now ....
Dear Madame Arcati
I have just seen your kind words in response to The First Post jilting me. It is indeed very stressful no longer being able to offload once a week. For example, I was on the point of writing something about the young Polish builders who are everywhere these days. Young builders from every other group are often haveable, even Muslim ones. But the Polish ones, though they are handsome and charming, are not. It must be to do with their refrigerating Catholic heritage. I'd be very interested to hear of anyone who has succeeded, where I have repeatedly failed, in pulling a Polish builder.
With best wishes, Duncan Fallowell
Dear Duncan
I cannot say for myself that I have any desire to pick up a Polish builder, but I can imagine that it's more fun than working for The First Post.
Your ever solicitous Madame Arcati
14 comments:
Of course, Mr. Fallowell is a true gentleman, he's an honorable member of Arcati's clique and unlike others he can't be called "rampantly gay"... What are you thinking, people? :-)
<< I'd be very interested to hear of anyone who has succeeded, where I have repeatedly failed, in pulling a Polish builder. >>
Well, maybe this is a question our dear Dinu could answer, but I'm afraid he flew back to higher spheres. :-)
"No need to be nasty, daughterofabitch. Some men have cocks, that's all."
Don't take it personal, that wasn't meant to hurt you. You're entitled to your private (?) life just as anyone else is. I was just pointing out Arcati's double standards. But this is old news.
' Anonymous said...
who gives a shit '
Good point.
Arcati's blog is slippin'. Slippin'
It used to be essential reading. Not now.
Why is 'anonymous' always so sexless?
"anonymous" is just unimaginative - I could do what Susan Hill does and ban the anons - afraid of their own shadow as they are.
Darling M.Arc:
Robert de Niro was just trawling a council estate in Catford looking for totty. A resident complained, 'who's that weird old guy who keeps staring?'
some of us just don't wanna walk round with it hanging out
Dear Anonymous - perhaps you should - you might be less of an uptight miserable git
Perhaps like so many builders they are 'cash in hand' only.
This is an interesting insight about London's newest demographic! It's tryue, they're cute. But if they're "noli me tangere" the storyline team at Eastenders (always on the pulse) have yet to figure it out, because the shack-up of the Polish builder and hapless Shirley is big news over in Walford...
"noli me tangere" ! (whistles)
How classy, man !
Why is latin allowed on this blog and not french, eh ? I got a humiliating "non sequitur" when I innocently tried to say hi to our french friends in our common idiom... ;-)
Dunk's too right - prissy Poles - here's a challenge for ya, Mad A - bet ya can't find a decent Polish cock pic on the net
I polish builder and English ignore me but I wanna have sex but being polish must be anonymous
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