Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Barack Obama: He's got something in his mouth

Dear Madame Arcati,

Before we move on I think it's worth mentioning that Obama will be the first US president since the Second World War to have his own teeth.
Best wishes, Duncan Fallowell

Dear Duncan,

A most excellent observation. It is also a truth universally acknowledged that the taller candidate invariably wins the US presidency. On the present trend we can look forward to an 8-foot boss-person in 2020. Mr Obama already looks like one of those stilts walkers one finds at left-wing carnivals that Glenda Jackson or Dame Helen of the Mirren frequents. There's also something about presidents and side-partings but I'm not sure whether this correlates to the side of dressing. Of course, I don't have to concern myself with such matters.

Madame Arcati extends her best wishes to the US and its new president-elect. A cock-cunter if ever I saw one.

MA x

9 comments:

drf said...

I should also like to add that I very much look forward to that historic election in the future when the people of Iran or China elect their first white president.

best wishes, Duncan

Anonymous said...

Well of course Madame Arcati must have been for 'young' Hillary - and hasn't got over the sidestepping of her weirdly fag-hag appeal. Doubtless, Madame A will now be on about the size of the President-Elect's member, blithely assuming with the casual racism of her ilk that his brain (Chairman of the Harvard law Review) must be smaller than her own...

Duralex said...

<< I think it's worth mentioning that Obama will be the first US president since the Second World War to have his own teeth. >>

Good. he'll need them.

<< Madame Arcati extends her best wishes to the US and its new president-elect. A cock-cunter if ever I saw one. >>

Which doesn't stop the gays from trying to hijack him as one of theirs. Hilarious !

Madame Arcati said...

I see that Anon is casually homophobic. On the other matter, I have found no direct correlation between august posts and intelligence - if they concide we should comsider ourselves lucky.

I am of course inclusive even of anal brains hooked on status and snobbery - it's the Madame Obama Arcati. The neo-cons are on the run and heading for the international war crimes tribunals, one hopes.

Anonymous said...

Were President Kennedy's teeth not his own?

Anonymous said...

Obama is mixed race. That's the way it's going. Not black & white.

Madame Arcati said...

I was surprised to see in the Londoner's Diary the phrase "coloured people" the other day. I'm looking at Fern and Phil right now on the TV and they're both light pink. Bush is darkish Coral Blossom pink around his charcoal beard grain. I think we shoud state the precise colour of people. In which case the word white will rarely be used except for albinos and those pale types who don't get out much.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget blue blood

Anonymous said...

President Kennedy? Solid porcelain behind those lips. He wasn't known as the Dinner Service for nothing.