Dear Madame Arcati,
Before we move on I think it's worth mentioning that Obama will be the first US president since the Second World War to have his own teeth.
Best wishes, Duncan Fallowell
A most excellent observation. It is also a truth universally acknowledged that the taller candidate invariably wins the US presidency. On the present trend we can look forward to an 8-foot boss-person in 2020. Mr Obama already looks like one of those stilts walkers one finds at left-wing carnivals that Glenda Jackson or Dame Helen of the Mirren frequents. There's also something about presidents and side-partings but I'm not sure whether this correlates to the side of dressing. Of course, I don't have to concern myself with such matters.
Madame Arcati extends her best wishes to the US and its new president-elect. A cock-cunter if ever I saw one.