Friday, November 21, 2008

Sebastian Horsley: 'Fancy a fuck, Madame?'

Sebastian writes ...
Oh I'm so clever, I wish I could sleep with myself. Fancy a fuck Madame Antarctica? Or would you mind lying down while I have one?
Sebastian Horsley x

My Dear Sebastian,
How our sexual interlude transpires is a mere matter of detail. But I am having a bromance with Julie Burchill, and I'm thinking of a betrothal to Molly Parkin - it's not that I'm a starfucker or name-dropper, but one has to factor in all other considerations as my Moon is in Pisces. Though I have noted your aper├žu: "People who believe in astrology were born under the wrong star sign." Still, Madame welcomes all-comers if they're interesting ....
MAx
PS And you are.
Duncan Fallowell naked

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you suggesting that Sebastian is Duncan's illegitimate son?

Madame Arcati said...

I believe Sebastian's parentage is accounted for. I placed Duncan's nude shot there because the Horsley posts are drawing a louche-literary crowd: one should always be aware of market segments.

Anonymous said...

OK, Horsley, get em off.

Anonymous said...

Appalling, I'm writing to Blogger.

Anonymous said...

What's appalling? Did I miss something?

Anonymous said...

"A louche-literary crowd: one should always be aware of market segments."

Whore.

Anonymous said...

Who are all these anonymice?

the very late Elizabeth Taylor said...

Accept, Madame. Life is so short.

Madame Arcati said...
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Madame Arcati said...

Anonymice - ah, a true Arcatiste. my own neologism.

Lizzie! How are you in your wheelchair? You Micheel Jackson-diamonds-loving old whore you! May I say, Liz, you are the most dishonest of all the old Hollywood queens: even your fart gas is dressed up? Life has proved to be quite long for you, hasn't it? Weren't you have supposed to have died about the time of the tracheotomy? Proof there's life beyond life.

When you pass on, I'll pass on your messages to that Superstar Paedo you know so well.

the very late Elizabeth Taylor said...

Thank-you so much.

Anonymous said...

It's enough to make you weep. Someone pass me a loincloth.

Vicky Gold said...

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