The News of the World moozik gossip Rav Singh's sex life is not of any great interest to me even if he does resemble a rent boy with good teeth. But it's heartening to learn that his current shag is Marion Morgan, the soon-to-be-ex-wife of Piers Morgan, former Mirror editor and current proprietor of Press Gazette (my thanks to the Indy media diary for this information, the Nigel Dempster de nos jours).
Heartening because I always approve of using one's sex life to advance one's career even if love or lust or whatever is the, er, MacGuffin (cineastes will understand what I mean by this).
Sometime before Mrs Morgan there was of course the Spice/Westlife PR Caroline McAteer with whom Rav squelched at the useful height of her pernicious influence. One wonders what the ex-Mrs Piers can do for his career.