Monday, October 09, 2006

Russell Brand's scrotal shave guide

Oh my! The Heat 2007 Annual arrives! Lovely pictures, zany interviews! What a mag! Russell Brand's asked what body hair he's removed. Reply (children turn away ... ):

"None! But it's good manners to trim your pubic hair. I don't remove it, though, I cultivate it. Prune it, nurture it. One of the papers said I shave my ballbag, which was strange. Someone did it to me once, but it's dangerous - you have to pull it taut and rake a razor up it. But women are more inclined to pop it in their gobs, so there is an upside."

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