Monday, August 20, 2007
Cisco Adler's unfeasibly large testicles
Hey, Cisco, I saw your balls on Perez!" comes the throaty voice of Courtney Love across the crowded bar at the Chateau Marmont.
Cisco Adler nods, waves, laughs. "My balls are more famous than I am, how crazy is that?" he calls.
For those who have better things to do than know what all this means: "Cisco" is rock royalty (his dad is legendary music producer Lou Adler) as well as the former fiancé of Kimberly Stewart and boyfriend of Mischa Barton.
Words: Vanity Fair (September), in a piece on the rich-born male trash who prey on the Paris/Nicole/Lindsay/Kimberley/et al crowd to push their businesses in the tabloids and blogs.
The balls pic is not in the magazine (I can't think why, unless advertisers of expensive baubles might have tut-tutted), so I thought I'd take a look and see what the fuss is about. I'm glad to see that VF is as tasteful as Arcati.