Hey, Cisco, I saw your balls on Perez!" comes the throaty voice of Courtney Love across the crowded bar at the Chateau Marmont.
Cisco Adler nods, waves, laughs. "My balls are more famous than I am, how crazy is that?" he calls.
For those who have better things to do than know what all this means: "Cisco" is rock royalty (his dad is legendary music producer Lou Adler) as well as the former fiancé of Kimberly Stewart and boyfriend of Mischa Barton.
Words: Vanity Fair (September), in a piece on the rich-born male trash who prey on the Paris/Nicole/Lindsay/Kimberley/et al crowd to push their businesses in the tabloids and blogs.
The balls pic is not in the magazine (I can't think why, unless advertisers of expensive baubles might have tut-tutted), so I thought I'd take a look and see what the fuss is about. I'm glad to see that VF is as tasteful as Arcati.
7 comments:
God gracious, is that real ? What an infirmity ! I dare not imagine what will have become of it when he's fifty... maybe he'll be able to juggle with them !
For real. The pic is already a minor cult classic on the net and due for wider dissemination, so to speak. The balls may yet be the making of Cisco - what an epitaph.
Surely Rebekah should put them on page three of the Sun or would the old scrotes on the back bench choke on their Sanatogen?
Well Christmas is coming...just need a bit of glitter
I think mine are bigger ! Could we send him an orchidometer so he could tell us what their volume is ?
A curiosity to be sure ,but nothing compared to Eli Roth's!
Good gracious those are huge I can't even imagein what would happen during sex how loud that girl would scream
whoever wrote the comment below...has maybe never had sex. ball size had NOTHING to do with a woman's sexual pleasure.
" Good gracious those are huge I can't even imagein what would happen during sex how loud that girl would scream"
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