I shall be most disappointed if Lord Lucan has been found living as Roger Woodgate in New Zealand for 30-odd years - along with his cat and possum for company, as reported today. The self-styled "psychic cop" Keith Charles assured me years ago that the allegedly homicidal peer was dead and buried under a council estate someplace - he sensed this as a clairvoyant. More on Charles here. First, The Sun's great white shark. Now this.