Penis size and the dickheads of TV

Having a penis is the height of fashion right now. In the same week as BBC3 announces new show My Penis and Everyone Else’s – which asks why more men aren't talking about their penises when there is a growing industry devoted to increasing penis size (I thought they talked about nothing but) - comes the news that Virgin 1 will make The Great British Penis: Penis Envy that will set out to answer the question: What is the average British willy size? "According to statistics, given the chance, 98% of men would increase the size of their penis, so size clearly matters," said director of programming for Virgin 1 Celia Taylor. "It's going to be intriguing to see what the average man is so unhappy about in our own survey." I can’t imagine why men are so hung about their dick size …