Julian Clary's novel Murder Most Fab is out on the 16th, so cue interview in the Evening Standard. Tucked away deep in the copy is this nugget - "Later, he says he got a girl pregnant when he was 21." He wonders "what that child" would be doing now had it been kept. Clary airily dreams: "It would be 27, wouldn't it? Probably working in the city and playing rugby." But what if it had been a boy?
The writer Alison Roberts notes: "It's strange, of course, to think of Clary indulging in heterosexual behaviour at all." Only if you don't get out much, poppet. I could spend the rest of the day listing contemporary cock-cockers and cunt-cunters who indulge/have indulged in heterosexual behaviour, if only to produce yet more unnecessary spawn, or just because. Still, we mustn't get ahead of perceived readership tolerances ...
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<< "It would be 27, wouldn't it? Probably working in the city and playing rugby." But what if it had been a boy? >>
Ahem. I suppose you meant "a girl", even though there are all-female rugby teams of course...
< I could spend the rest of the day listing contemporary cock-cockers and cunt-cunters who indulge/have indulged in heterosexual behaviour >
And then you'll list the cock-cunters and cunt-cockers who have indulged in homosexual behaviour at least once in their life. That will keep you busy.
< if only to produce yet more unnecessary spawn, or just because. >
Would you consider yourself "unnecessary spawn"? As for me, I suspect some people would... :-)
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