Madame Arcati: Simon Cowell - hands up for waxing!

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Simon Cowell - hands up for waxing!

I am intrigued to see that Simon Cowell has had the hair on his hands removed by waxing. Now it will be hard for contestants on his TV talent shows to call him a wanker.

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Simon Cowell - hands up for waxing!

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