<< My campaign of horror worked; who can resist the mystical power of Madame Arcati? >>What the hell do you mean, chérie ? This blog must be getting more and more impenetrable to the newcomers.
Surely you should have divined by now, Duralex, that Arcati mixes the populist with the esoteric. One minute I reveal a deputy prime minister's one-time liaison (mainstream media can't quite bring themselves to repeat, though they are happy to denigrate a subsequent deputy PM, John Prescott, for adultery because of his working class origin) next, I discuss media and writers known only to a cognoscenti. That's one of the joys of running one's own site. I don't have some pig-ignorant cunt of an editor breathing his or her halitosis over my shoulder. Why should shit be allowed to float?Arcati is the future.
Former deputy prime minister's one-time liaison doesn't sound so impressive, does it? Not really news...
This could be because you know fuck all about British society, sugar. Still, full marks for interest.
Failed Conservative Party leadership candidate's one-time liaison - even less impressive.
Arcati for Mayor!
As mayor Arcati would provide free bananas for everyone, encourage the greater use of fleshlights (Google it), make the ownership of pussy cats compulsory and hold a big festival for alien communication in the royal parks - I'm sure Spielberg would pop over to cut the ribbon. I would also abolish the congestion charge on the grounds that congestion will eventually kill off cars, thereby saving the environment. Perhaps The London Paper will propagandise for me.
Duralex allegedly said :<< Former deputy prime minister's one-time liaison doesn't sound so impressive, does it? Not really news... >>Tabarnak ! I'm realizing just now that someone stole my identity again !
Yeah,get Heseltine off the screen - it's bringing me down
No sooner said than done! Arcati, so submissive
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