Lorraine Kelly won't be writing Mein Kampf

I am delighted to learn that smart TV personality Lorraine Kelly has signed up with Headline to write her autobiography – out August 2008. I think we can safely say – as used to be said of Martin Amis’ life story - it won’t be titled My Struggle. But I wonder whether she will show the steelier side of her otherwise sweet persona. At Talk Radio she used to bitch quite regularly about her then GMTV colleague Eamonn Holmes and his ego – and was never happier when she got her own GMTV segment LK Today – in which she tends to interview the celeb guests who have just appeared on GMTV Today. Oh dear, I feel I’ve just shot Bambi.