Sunday, September 30, 2007

Artist to put his cock in goat in protest over something


Contrary to legend Madame Arcati does not support every notice-me protest by Mark McGowan - his recent tipping of waste in the Thames lacked wit - but I like the idea of him cock-bumming or -cunting a goat for some political reason. I am starting to suspect that McGowan is all talk: if he does not have penetrative consensual sex with the goat I will no longer support him. I will expect photographs and perhaps an internal shot too. Goodness, at this rate Arcati will make Ian Dale's top political blogs this time next year ...

In an extraordinary art event, artist Mark McGowan is to attempt to penetrate a goat in the city of Tbilisi, Georgia. The performance is called DEEP INSIDE RUSSIA PART 2, and is intended to be a protest against Vladimir Putin and his policies concerning ex-Russian satellite countries. Obviously it must be consensual and I am looking to spend one whole week with the goat and become its lover. It's all part of the Caususus Biennale and they have provided me and the goat with a large tent. I am representing Britain.

The performance starts this Wednesday 3rd October 2007 and runs until 10th October 2007. http://markmcgowan.org/. Goat lovers can call Mark on: 07828524056.

16 comments:

Duralex said...

With or without condom ? :-)

Madame Arcati said...

The goat should decide.

Precious Williams said...

What the hell?

Madame Arcati said...

Hello Precious, how you doing? Nothing like a goat to liven up a dull Sunday.

Duralex said...

Do you actually believe this is the real Precious Williams, chérie ?!

Madame Arcati said...

I know my Precious. Only she would write What the hell?

Anonymous said...

I think this post is an art event in its own right, wittier than McGowan's promise to fuck a goat against Putin. Well done Madame!

surfpup said...

Everyone knows goats hate condoms

Anonymous said...

Goats eat condoms.

Ms Baroque said...

What the hell?

Anonymous said...

Gowan is irish for goat. So Mac gawan is son of goat. incest?
suzanne moore xxx

lavinia said...

I'm glad you've brought up the subject of goats. I was charged by one in the foothills of the Pyrenees but rembered an old snake-charming trick from our Malaya days. It worked! The thing knelt at my feet and I was able to stab it in the neck with a penknife. We ate it roasted out of doors that week-end. The whole valley came. Wonderful days.

Lorenzo said...

Murderer! :-)
You'd have certainly been less lucky with an Italian goat...

Anonymous said...

Lavinia, you're awful!

lavinia said...

I'm not awful. I just understand that food doesn't come out of a plastic bag.

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