Contrary to legend Madame Arcati does not support every notice-me protest by Mark McGowan - his recent tipping of waste in the Thames lacked wit - but I like the idea of him cock-bumming or -cunting a goat for some political reason. I am starting to suspect that McGowan is all talk: if he does not have penetrative consensual sex with the goat I will no longer support him. I will expect photographs and perhaps an internal shot too. Goodness, at this rate Arcati will make Ian Dale's top political blogs this time next year ...
In an extraordinary art event, artist Mark McGowan is to attempt to penetrate a goat in the city of Tbilisi, Georgia. The performance is called DEEP INSIDE RUSSIA PART 2, and is intended to be a protest against Vladimir Putin and his policies concerning ex-Russian satellite countries. Obviously it must be consensual and I am looking to spend one whole week with the goat and become its lover. It's all part of the Caususus Biennale and they have provided me and the goat with a large tent. I am representing Britain.
The performance starts this Wednesday 3rd October 2007 and runs until 10th October 2007. http://markmcgowan.org/. Goat lovers can call Mark on: 07828524056.
15 comments:
With or without condom ? :-)
The goat should decide.
What the hell?
Hello Precious, how you doing? Nothing like a goat to liven up a dull Sunday.
Do you actually believe this is the real Precious Williams, chérie ?!
I know my Precious. Only she would write What the hell?
I think this post is an art event in its own right, wittier than McGowan's promise to fuck a goat against Putin. Well done Madame!
Everyone knows goats hate condoms
What the hell?
Gowan is irish for goat. So Mac gawan is son of goat. incest?
suzanne moore xxx
I'm glad you've brought up the subject of goats. I was charged by one in the foothills of the Pyrenees but rembered an old snake-charming trick from our Malaya days. It worked! The thing knelt at my feet and I was able to stab it in the neck with a penknife. We ate it roasted out of doors that week-end. The whole valley came. Wonderful days.
Murderer! :-)
You'd have certainly been less lucky with an Italian goat...
Lavinia, you're awful!
I'm not awful. I just understand that food doesn't come out of a plastic bag.
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