Moyles travels a la royals

Four listeners of Chris Moyles' Radio 1 show won the exciting prize of spending a weekend in Newquay with the self-proclaimed saviour of his station. But I hear that Vic and her three friends had to sit apart in the crammed standard carriages, while the master relaxed in first class, with his own bodyguard. Aled Jones, who works on the breakfast show, was overheard whispering, "Chris just doesn't do standard".