Woody Allen can't be enjoying his press right now what with the critics being horrible about his latest film Scoop. And what of his delayed memoirs? As far back as 2003 he said he might write them if the price was right - for about £2m then. At a HarperCollins party this week I asked for an update. My source reported: "He wrote a great proposal, it's graphic about the Mia Farrow stuff, but he wants £3m. With the Scoop turkey he may sign now."