Friday, May 23, 2008
Liz Hurley - now SHE wants to write a cookbook
Liz Hurley is planning to write a cookbook. Just what the world needs, another fucking cookbook. She tells her adoring friend William Cash in ES magazine that she has 35 piglets, 18 adolescent pigs, four sows, two boars, 40 cattle, 80 sheep and many other beasties on her Gloucestershire farm. Perhaps her cookbook could feature gorgeous, cute photos of these animals – she’s bottle-feeding three lambs – on the left-hand pages and more gorgeous photos of the self-same animals turned into delicious meals with recipes on the right-hand pages - a before and after concept. I happily offer this idea for nothing, she is free to use.