Friday, May 23, 2008
Liz Hurley - now SHE wants to write a cookbook
Liz Hurley is planning to write a cookbook. Just what the world needs, another fucking cookbook. She tells her adoring friend William Cash in ES magazine that she has 35 piglets, 18 adolescent pigs, four sows, two boars, 40 cattle, 80 sheep and many other beasties on her Gloucestershire farm. Perhaps her cookbook could feature gorgeous, cute photos of these animals – she’s bottle-feeding three lambs – on the left-hand pages and more gorgeous photos of the self-same animals turned into delicious meals with recipes on the right-hand pages - a before and after concept. I happily offer this idea for nothing, she is free to use.
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liz is kinda thin. i'd rather have a cookbook from someone who looks like they've tried the recipes at least once themselves :) p.s. love your blog!
Thank you - I believe her recipes will be virtually fat free. William ate what he called Hurley Sausages and he had a most delightful experience as these monsters surged down his throat. I think I may call him Mr Lovelace in future.
Then there'll be the TV series probably from her farm - perhaps we'll be treated to the spectacle of her chasing her piglets and cutting their throats - another side of the Hurley phenomenon.
Echoes of Marie Antoinette ? Off with her head !
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