Madame, there are at least two Madame Arcatis on Facebook. One of them has the likes of Fish Inton, Jon Snow, Precious Williams, Victoria Aitken and Nirpal Dhaliwal as Friends. The other one has Mark McGowan and Katy Evans-Bush as Friends. I'd imagine one of these Facebook personas is the real you. Which one?
The former Madame Arcati is simply going through my blog and then approaching featured names - Snow et al - to join their Facebook - she/he/it is a fraud. I don't know about the other one - sounds like me, but Facebook is such a joke I can't be bothered to think about it.
The tragic Fire Island relic on My Space does the same - except he lifts my music ideas and other things then features them as videos. I am the new Judy Garland/Dorothy Squires to this cliche queen.