Thursday, July 12, 2007

Allison Pearson: When did she marry precisely?

And while my mind is on the Mail, would someone tell me where precisely its £350k+ Glenda, Allison Pearson, married her partner Anthony Lane. In profiles of this fine upstanding paragon of marital responsibility - with a natural sympathy for the Tories' rediscovery of the joys of marriage as the centre-piece of civilised society - Lane is described as her "husband", but I feel wretched that I never had an opportunity to send a wedding gift, or even get to cast a hefty bucket of confetti over the pair. My usual delving skills have failed me on this occasion. So would someone plainly tell me the date and venue of the union ceremony - perhaps you were a guest. And of course darling Allison may email me if she wishes ...

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

350+ K for that guff ! No wonder Paul Dacre's not well.

Anonymous said...

I doubt that ho really makes 350k. Maybe 90k.

Arcati said...

She makes in excess of £350k. Now where's my information?

Anonymous said...

" Arcati said...She makes in excess of £350k. Now where's my information? "

That's insane. Is she even any good?

Arcati said...
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Arcati said...

The fee is the measure of her editor's self-estimation of his own importance. Does that answer it?

Anonymous said...

Madame, are YOU Allison Pearson?

Arcati said...

Do I look like a dental hygienist? (c Julie Burchill)