Thursday, July 19, 2007

Bridget Rowe spotted! Flogging old rags!

A few days ago I wondered aloud whatever happened to the perfectly hideous Bridget Rowe - once the Empress of Mirror Group who delighted in spectacular wars against the human race while cooing over kitty and puppy pics in her locked (from the inside) office - and now I hear it whispered that a mere two years ago she was spotted running a secondhand clothing stall in Petticoat Lane. Madame Arcati shall be paying this '60s ghetto a visit - it is indeed a rare pleasure to see filthy scum brought low in some sort of karmic loop of consequences. I shall tramp all over her and have her fired ... Arcati's rage shall not be assuaged. She may as well buy that one-way ticket to hell now. She's probably too fat to flee my spikes.

3 comments:

Gerontius said...

I know I'll come across like an old pedant, but...are we talking secondhand clothes in Petticoat Lane, or vintage clothing in Brick Lane? A little semantic shift, a few yards down the road, and a wold of difference...

Duralex said...

It's not that I doubt your natural temper is bitter and hateful, Madame, but nonetheless, this seems somewhat over the top. What did that woman do to you, for heaven's sake ? Be a dear, tell everything to brother Duralex. :-)

Arcati said...

To Gerontius - the former I am sure. One does not associate Rowe with couture, vintage or otherwise.

To Duralex - take my word for it. I even deprived her of the Good Housekeeping editorship after she lost her Mirror Group dominion. Confining this woman is a public service.