The Rolling Stones - fancy a tipple of tongue?

In an advance on what I call satirico-reality, a company called Celebrity Cellars has brought out a range of wines in hand-painted bottles bearing different images of the Rolling Stones' iconic tongue. So, you can buy a Classic Tongue Sauvignon Blanc, a Classic Tongue Pinot Grigio and even a Classic Tongue Chardonnay.

If the Rolling Stones don't do it for you, then try Madonna-stamped wines in the Confessions Limited Edition range or plonk bearing the Kiss and Pink Floyd imprimatur.

Arcati is thinking of bringing out a range of wines in the Daniel Radcliffe Cock Limited Edition range. I am all for encouraging bibulous fellatio in the service of celebrity.