Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Ewan McGregor - the penis















"It's not as big as I thought - they said he was hung like a donkey. I never saw Young Adam"
"They always exaggerate - look at that Daniel Radcliffe"
"He's quite well endowed, bigger than Ewan"
"Photoshop - Madame Arcati just stuck someone else's dick on him"
"No! Oh that's so awful, what a con"
"You can't trust what you see, I mean how do you know that this Ewan pic hasn't been reversed or touched up?"
"Well, it's from a movie innit - and he's ginger!"
"Could have been painted on - how do you know he's not blond?"
"Well, he's Scottish ain't he?
"You can have Scottish blonds, you twat"
"What about Liam Neeson - that bitch model Janet whatsit said he was hung like a donkey or something"
"She denies it now, says she may have exaggerated ha ha"
"Oh, that's terrible. But what kind of person sticks up celebrity dick pics in the first place?"
"Don't ask"

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

yuck! nice cock, shame about the ginger pubes. Reminds me of a stray mog who`s just appeared on the block.

Anonymous said...

'Clapham Common' - C4's latest 'shocker' - was that Jude Law's cock or a stunt cock ?

Anonymous said...

It looks as if it's part of the costume.

Anonymous said...

Ooh yes, please, let's have some pictures of pussy cats (marmalade moggies....)

Anonymous said...

It was Paul Nicholls(Ex-eastenders) who waved his meat in front of the camera lense, not Jude Law !

Anonymous said...

Lawks anon. you are right and it was called 'Clapham Junction' not 'Common'! I must book an appointment at SpecSavers. He does look something like JL but a bit chunkier I think.

leanne_m_t said...

Love it, the comments i mean! such bitchiness, it really is quite amusing! If ewan did not want to show his cock off then surely, he wouldn't?! So why would anyone, especially Madame Arcati need to touch it up/use photoshop?! It's just a cock!

Jude Law said...

I don't think Madame touched up this one, and I'm not sure that Radcliffe's is that much touched up, having seen Equus.

My suspicion is that Arcati is up to some mischief, knowing that she's read by many in the media. Imagine reading about Richard Stott just above Ewan's knob. Arcati's an evil bitch.

Anonymous said...

LIL DICK!

Anonymous said...

it's not touched up it's right our of the movie "the pillow book" which I have in DVD and it's exactly like that.

Anonymous said...

What kind of whore says thats a lil dick? the guy looks pretty average or beyond.

Antonio said...

Bel cazzo! Glielo succhierei proprio...

Anonymous said...

It's anywhere from 4 to 6 inches. Not small, just average. And he might be a grower.